Her focus is on her kids - that they now have to be subjected to the humiliation of it out in the press and social media. He had a massive amount of entitlement that allowed him to abuse power and be downright disgusting. She didn’t think she married THAT man. He may not even have been like that in the beginning. He…

I’m glad you have never met a sociopath. They can be charming. If all monsters looked like monsters everyone would be safe.

“I’m always super surprised by people married to predators who don’t seem to realize it. How much interalized misogyny must someone have before they accept some behaviour is beyond the pale.”

Combine the two, and I think we have a winner.

i feel like i’m being flashed?

this shoe is not ok Maria

Big toes need their own shoes.

Fashion is just trolling. Fashion designers are challenging each other to get people to wear the most ridiculous clothes and accessories. Loser pays lunch

Fuck this shoe. What the hell?

FunFact:

Me: Man, Thanos is the worst, we gotta find a way to reverse the snap

Didn’t know I needed the Captain Marvel sequel to be a buddy pic with Thor, but that last clip did the job. Though it’s too bad she didn’t grab the hammer as it flew past her face.

“he world’s destiny once again rests on a handful of hot people with superpowers”--you want someone else? Maybe an army of sanfran tech bros? maybe a ragtag team of nanas?--what, I actually want that. Ignore me. I’m waiting on Team Nana! 

Queen I Don’t Give A Fuck

Going from church to pub is enough for any wedding IMO. 

Please, you know his wrinkled old ass has a million-page will that is *very* finely-tuned.

I wonder if she got any real estate in the divorce. It would certainly be funny if she put up a banner of her own of a hot, young guy with a caption like, “After 58 lousy years, finally, someone who can satisfy me!”

For $1 Billion dollars, and all the evidence that she escaped a total loser, I wish Linda well on her future as Queen I Don’t Give A Fuck

I’m not sure I could deal with those wrinkly ol balls even for billions

You are 81 years old dude, I’m not sure you even have enough time left on this planet to spend a billion dollars unless it’s on some sort of magic viagra, let your long suffering wife have her share. Must be super awkward for their kids and all the people who have presumably been friends with both of them for so long.…