Someday they should have a one time Oscar category for Best Performance by an Actor Playing Winston Churchill where only the Queen of England gets to vote.

Makes you proud.

“Disick” is what you get when you combine “dick” with “sick”.

To be fair, you’ve just described the average Englishman’s evening.

I would feel so grossed out the next day for sure. I see him as a cocaine 2 pump chump anyway, so it probably wouldn’t be fun or worth it!

What are the mechanics of a hate fuck? I can’t imagine engaging in recreational intercourse with someone whom I hate. Although I must confess the only people I truly hate are those that commit evils, so there are few that I truly have great hate for.

has cast uncanny look-a-likes of Princess Diana and the Queen.

What on earth is appealing about this dude?

This picture sums up why I’m single. I happen to live near Google HQ. All of the guys around here a) have too much money b) think they are god’s gift to women because of their money c) don’t see the light of day.

Commutative. I thank you for teaching me this wonderful word. ☆

feeling [emphasis: mine] another’s pain—causes us to focus on anecdotes, favor individuals similar to us, and harbor other irrational and dangerous biases.

It completely baffles me how the people who scream the loudest about free speech have the least idea of what it actually means.

I have nothing useful to add, but like a cishet white dude I’m gonna add something anyway: Richard Ashcroft wants his look back. Oh... wait... no, sorry. He says you can keep it.

This is incredibly shallow, but WHY IS HIS FACE LIKE THAT? He looks like Adam Driver had a wet dream about Adrien Brody and this was what was left on the sheets.

Also in what world is “butthurt” homophobic?

Hey pumpkin, ‘butt hurt’ is not a homophobic slur, nor gay baiting. If you are going to troll, you need to up your game.

While it could in fact allude to anal sex per an etymology site it is predominantly associated with spanking. So it’s kinda on how an individual interprets it and could be totally innocently used (not like spanking kids is cool, but we know what that is).

“Women on average look for more work-life balance while men have a higher drive for status on average”

After six weeks of hissing, my 17yo lady came to tolerate the 6 month old doofus dudebro interloper, mainly because winter came around and he did a good job of keeping her butt warm while she slept.

You are a very kind person.