When I was in 3rd grade or so, I was on the playground at school minding my own business during recess when THREE boys came up to me and started hassling me. Two of them grabbed my arms and wouldn't let me move and the third was telling me about how he was going to punch me, so I kicked him right in the crotch. I…

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

High School blew for me. But I was determined to enjoy prom. My boy friend of 2 years (Or a million years in high school, but who's counting) dumped me right before prom. That was cool, I got to go with my bestie, who hated school as much as I did. Actually, at this point she had already dropped out of school and…

I shared this story not long ago on another post, but I'll share my rom-com prom story.

Why? Why? This looks like a diaper. With a load.

This is the ugliest thing I have ever laid eyes upon. Why do the rich and famous let this kind of shit happen to them? Do they have no say what so ever?

I struggle with this all the time in my volunteer activities. Four of us run a European sword fighting group. Needless to say, you don't see many women in my position (even though a woman won long sword in the world tournament!) and I am what you expect, a rather dominant personality. It is so clear in the way they…

that's the thing that makes me irate about these stories, and the separate prayer rooms, burkas, head covers, long skirts etc of conservative religion. TEACH YOUR MEN TO RESPECT WOMEN AND CONTROL THEMSELVES. This whole removal of responsibility is frankly insulting to men and I don't understand why so many of them…

This always happens to "developed" girls. Which is awful, in that the way your body exists is not necessarily within one's control.

I'm | too sexy for the dance | too sexy for the Dads | too sexy for the lads

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

Do you mean poppet? Miss Moppet did nothing to deserve such derision!

That is a tragic typo. Or an amazing typo. I guess it depends on your opinion of Ben Affleck and whether he deserves to be "shit down".

OMG JOE AND SELINA.

This. I was always ambivalent about him - sure, he's a talented actor but I wasn't in awe over by his looks or personality - and now I kind of actually hate his whole persona. I got bored with fucking the kinda cute, mysteriously good at everything, narcissistic douchecanoe in my mid-20s. Ain't nobody got time for…

You guys. I love how most of these comments are "OMG EW NO ONE WANTS TO SEE JAMES FRANCO'S STUPID PENIS EWWW" followed by complaining that you can't actually see the penis.

More to the point, can you promise that in the future you'll satisfy our desire for James Franco penis? Perhaps by posing as a teenage girl online and telling him you've never seen a real one?

*nope

GOP is starting their bi-annual "make horrifically monstrous statements in public..."