One of the things that sometimes bugs me about the writers across all the formerly-known-as GM sites is when some of them show how incredibly sheltered and naive they are. That “darkly enjoyable” bit is the epitome of that naivete.

Angie uses the press very strategically in times like this—she is personally very deliberate about crafting and maintaining her image. Who do you think TMZ and People are getting their info from?

A relative of mine lost the love of his life because he was an alcoholic. The straw that broke the camel’s back was an incident where he accidentally shut his daughter’s hand in a sliding glass door and because he was so drunk, he kept “opening” the door the wrong way, thereby adding to the injury by pressing harder…

I sympathize with Jennifer, but at the same time, there are times when the smart thing to do is to keep your mouth shut. And when you’re the 1% and want to complain that you aren’t the 0.05%, that would be the time.

First off, I love bees. Like LOVE them. They’re amazing and absolutely vital to our existence and economy. I’m not overstating things in the slightest.

Meh. 3/10. These modern bees have nothing on the classic hilarity of yesteryears’ bees featuring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd

Long hair? What? Why?

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

Looking good!

still one of the funniest movies ever. I love it!

Thank you! Came here to ask what would become of Duke and Duke without frozen concentrate OJ. Next we’ll be hearing that pork bellies have gone belly up (heh) due to people not eating bacon any more, bacon such as one might find in a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich! Damn vegans and gluten free monsters are…

I saw the headline, skipped the article, and went straight to the comments for a Trading Places reference. You did not disappoint!

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

I literally registered to say that as a black woman who is darker than the author, I like the story but I’m not really sure that I understand the ‘framing”device and what it’s meant to reveal. I read it that the author went to a Sephora and was overwhelmed by the choice of foundation but wasn’t sure which to buy. She…

If you want to fuck virgins in paradise, blow yourself up like a normal person.

What is this bullshit with holding a woman responsible for what a man does?

I can’t roll my eyes harder. PLENTY of men are involved in wedding planning moreso than their future spouses. PLENTY. Try not being a sexist piece of shit.