LOL. Love the final shot: top is shredded, one whole leg is missing. Yeah, so practical is sexy chick armor.

What she seems to be doing lately is going off the fucking rails. Whether the 17 year old was fine with it or not doesn’t even factor in.

Because nothing impresses more than watching an orca with a bent dorsal fin do tricks, right? That’s some kiddie education right there.

She is spectacular. I love that she’s living her art.

Good. Best would be no whales in captivity, period.

I love the bones of the house, house(s) in Palm Springs in particular, but the decor is heinous. I think it’s because I grew up in this kind of stuff in the 60's and 70's, therefore it holds absolutely no glamour for me, just a reminder of chores that were a bitch to finish. This type of plush and shag carpeting was a…

I am glad that she feels good in her own skin, but I am damned exhausted from seeing it all the time. Also, some of her tweets to Bette Midler made her sound like a mean-girl 14 year old. I really just want this whole frikkin family to go away.

Jeezuz H....let the woman rest in peace, already.

Sorry, nope, I don’t miss them. Once my dust allergy kicked in I had to get serious about de-cluttering our bookcases. I went digital for games, books, and cleared out what seemed a metric tonne of ‘stuff’. I don’t miss the boxes, the inner boxes, the manuals, the quick reference cards, the maps, the figurines. All…

I broke up with Grey’s, and indeed all things Shondaland, when McDreamy was offed. I just can’t anymore. Shonda is incapable of writing one healthy, loving relationship that stays together. She can fling around all the diversity in all the shows, and that’s great. But not one single couple who stays together? Because…

She stopped updating SoDelushious for so long it seemed, that I quit going back to check it out. Happy to hear it’s updating again. Her recipes rock.

Jeezuz, Julianne...if it is such a p.i.t.a. to you to cover the Oscars then pass on the assignment next year. Between this article and your Every Frikkin’ Dress coverage you sound beyond pissed.

I was extremely pissed that Sharmeen was played off just as she was making such an important statement about how her film has affected change, especially coming on the heels of Louis’ amusing-until-condescending introduction.

I have also read a couple of reviews that said the pump was quite loud. What is your experience of this?

I have also read a couple of reviews that said the pump was quite loud. What is your experience of this?

You say fuckton of pesto like it was a bad thing.

You say fuckton of pesto like it was a bad thing.

I have always hated my main screen being cluttered by too many icons. Mostly because they interfere with my background shots of beautiful places I have visited on holiday. My second screen is categorized with apps that I use most often. My third screen actually has a category I named “Crap I Never Use” because Apple…

Cloth shoes are a special beast all their own, to be sure. I have found the freezing trick works best with them (fill a ziploc bag 1/4 full with water, seal and tuck into the shoebed, then freeze. Thaw and try them on. Might need a second round of freeze) followed by leaving the stretched shoes with heavy socks to…

I was born in the late ‘50's, so my childhood was all cars that had chrome bumpers and swooping lines, bench seats and doors that said ‘thunk’ when you hip-slammed them shut. Oh, and 4/60 air conditioning: roll down four windows and go 60 m.p.h. (can’t say I miss that, tbh).

My husband flies for work regularly and has an uber laptop bag as well as his clothes carry on, both chosen for their compact-yet-sufficient size and fit. I don’t think he has checked a bag in over 10 years. Last fall the two of us head out on holiday and our carry on luggage has to be gate checked because the…

Was their mandate to remain as a feminist blog? I thought the new Jez was supposed to be all media gossipy floof. In any case, the tone around here has changed drastically.