About goddamned time.

Jeezuzontoast, why do stupid people require such drastic intervention before they wise up???

Oh, is it crap on wedding day today? It's only Tuesday.

You know the really sad thing is that Whitney and Bobby were so goddamned attractive and magnetizing before all the bullshit drugs. I can't help but wonder how their lives might have turned out if they'd never started using.

You aren't alone in this. While I understand the trope, I can honestly say I have never heard it in 'the cultural lexicon', this doesn't negate that it's there but it certainly isn't so pervasive that an old fart like me has picked it up....and methinks that's a good thing.

Yep. Everyone thinks they are the breakout star of their own reality show now.

Hrm, he doesn't exactly win me over with that interview. The criticism was not 'insubstantial', Nic. Wise up.

Gods, I'd forgotten what stunner Anne was.

I think BB is the reason Matt Weiner split Mad Men's final season into two: to avoid competing with BB for the prize for once.

But if it has to be so, let SYTYCD win instead of perpetually not amazing race for a change.

Oh please, Emmy Gods, one more trip to the podium for Bob Newhart because he's frikkin Bob Newhart.

The Emmy should be Matt's, but the upset could be Kevin Spacey. I haven't watched House of Cards but my understanding is that he's pretty darned good in his role.

So far they seem to have gotten it right: my visceral reaction is the same as when I read the book...I want to punch Peta in the face and stabstabstabstabbystab President Snow in the balls.

I call shenanigans...who the hell stocks their fridge with all this? Seriously 5 dozen eggs and 14 cream cheeses! Are they baking a Guiness World Record cheese cake contender?

She is nothing if not consistent. I believe she re-tried with Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as well. Girlfriend needs to learn how to sever.

You aren't alone. I really enjoyed the book, and the ending to it was the right one for those two. I don't get the Gone Girl hate here at Jez: it's a frikkin summer read, y'all.

Gods, you sound like me. I always do holidays packing in carry-on luggage, and with each trip I still manage to take more than I wear. For jewellery, I will admit to being a costume bling freak, but I snagged a soft sided zip jewellery pack from the shopping channel that has multiple little compartments and snap rings…

Well I am in awe of her marathon. When I was pregnant with my daughter I was at a function and dancing and I had to sit the hell down because the baby was bonking around in my belly, likely smacking her head, knees and elbows all over my pelvic bones. It was painful.

What fuckery is this? The woman had uterine fibroids and she is surprised that she had a hysterectomy? Did she not do any research on uterine fibroids ever? Was there never a discussion with a gynocologist? I call shenanigans. I had uterine fibroids for years, and had a hysterectomy at 48, everything was fine and the…

Vague bacon vaginas are caging all the cabins. I always knew this was so.