Mmmmmm... nightshade greens.

Keep your potatoes in the fridge to mostly avoid this problem.

I thought the rant was quite enjoyable, actually.

... Did the Queen loose a bet?

Silly person. All women in positions of power are enemies of Freedumb. Didn’t you know?

The American voters LOVE fake-ass shit, tho.

We had MMR boosters in school in like, 9th grade. Couldn’t they do that with kinder-gardeners? With maybe some bribes for being brave and getting the shot? (ice cream or Popsicles are always good).

This. This is a good article.

Attempting to police women’s speech about our own bodies, which men are currently trying to control, is regular misogynistic.

Powerful, simple image that pretty much sums up how I feel at the moment. Pussy hats are cute, but given that entire US states have just decided we have fewer rights to bodily autonomy than a corpse in the morgue, I think its time for women to bring the rage.

... Does getting a wrap at the heavily subsidized company cafeteria count, though? I used to work at a place with seriously cheap food, which was generally pretty good.

But... but... I thought female biology and all the effects it has on women’s lives was just our imaginations! 

Elizabeth Warren’s slogan might as well be “Let’s ACTUALLY fix the problems!”

Weird... the lights keep flickering, and a bunch of people at both extremes of the political spectrum just insist that it’s just our imaginations. 

I figure men’s sports should be able to decide their own categories, just like they do now. If you need a “really short person” category, go for it.

Medically speaking, if you have testes, you’re not actually considered female.

I mean, I personally think there should be a sharp knife involved in there somewhere, but I’m feeling extra tetchy today.

Non-employed women are majorly over represented in exit polls, because they’re the ones who have the time and inclination to speak to a pollster. It’s just like people with land lines being overly represented in phone polls.

Most white women stayed home because they believed bullshite about Hillary Clinton. That left the Evangelicals to decide the election.

Wow, it’s almost like we have something resembling the Rule of Law for rich men.