Honestly, our side needs to start suing people for libel when they straight- up make shit up. Because reality has become completely optional in large sections of the “news” media.

If nut strikes are useless, why are they banned in all fighting competitions?

Or just learn Shaolin Cane (the less showy version).

That’s actually brilliant. And has the added bonus that if you get lost in the woods, it can help people find you!

There are martial Tai Chi schools around, but they’re a bit hard to come by. Lots of them are affiliated with YMAA (Yangs Martial Arts Association). The nice thing about it is you can learn it no matter how old or out of shape you are. The bad thing is that due to the high proportion of little old people in any given…

I always assumed the keys thing was either because you’re already holding them, or so you could put the guy’s eye out. Or if you wanted to throw a phoenix eye strike but haven’t spent all the necessary time conditioning your hands so you don’t break your knuckle, of course.

Like, a fisher cat? Does Costa Rica have those?

I personally know someone who was taking the garbage out one dark night and stopped to skritch the neighbor’s cat behind the ears.

Other men who were also Eagle Scouts are impressed by it. It’s another one of those Old Boys network things.

With bar soap, you can go really fancy for so much less money (and plastic packaging). https://predeprovence.com/collections/classic-french-soaps Get clean and feel like a marchioness!

Wow, I think you just introduced me to something I didn’t even know I needed in my life...

My Girl Scout troop’s issue was that our scout leader wasn’t very outdoorsy, so we didn’t really do anything interesting. In hindsight, I should have done 4H instead. Craft hour and snack just didn’t cut it for me as a scouting experience.

So all things the LDS church is against. No wonder they opposed it.

Plus all the domestic violence they engage in, with no consequences and often no protection for their victims, because a cop’s life is so much more important than his spouse’s.

Gag me.

If not, I’m sure one of those snazzy makerspaces has the necessary tools.

I was thinking castration with a gardening implement, myself.

These are the people who brought us the non-ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment, you know.

Damn, I hope they got audio of 45 getting Cohen (or his pinkertons) to shut up some of the harassment/assault/rape victims we all know are out there.

Well, no reputable lawyer will work with Trump, because he doesn’t pay them and keeps saying stupid lies in public forums.