Oh yeah “pumpkin pie spice” should just be renamed “this shit gonna be bland.” Fortunately for me, perfectly spicing a pumpkin pie is my superpower. (You’re 100% right about the nutmeg, I might add.)

I’m intrigued, but not sold.

It’s the ubiquitous pumpkin standard here in the “good” ol’ US of A.

Oh, it’s true. Don’t get me wrong, that stuff has a place. It’s fine for muffins or if you’re making a quick pumpkin bread for a party or something. But for Thanksgiving pumpkin pies? Real deal or nothing. Flavor and texture are definitely different. I get two sugar pie pumpkins (they’re marked as such at the store-…

Anna’s opinions are the only right opinions, on both the racist nature of this otherwise excellent holiday and on pie. Also:

Seconding Kind bars. They are tasty, satisfying, and expensive as fuck to buy yourself!

I’d highly recommend Make Up For Ever’s Smoky Extravagant. Good volume, not clumpy, nice and black, and never smears on my greasy skin, even after wearing it all day. MUFE’s eye stuff is all my jam, seriously. 

She is a goddamn national treasure and the fact that she isn’t treated as such is a travesty.

I did a double take when I saw this was famous dummy Scott Brown. How does this idiot keep getting work?!

That bit is def the best part.

This is all mostly bad and demoralizing news so can we talk for a sec about how great I Will Survive is? I never feel anything but delight when I hear those opening notes. Can we also talk about the Cake cover and how great that is as well?

On the next Law & Order SVU...

Yeah. There are SO MANY good reasons to dislike Gwennie, but her reaction to her own harassment/assault ain’t one of them.

This is an excellent story that should be much closer to the top.

I love this story! Replying to star since starring still seems to be messed up.

This is hands-down the scariest story so far this year.

Okay, I’ve tried to post this one a couple times, but it always gets buried. Maybe I’m in early enough this year?

So, like, what’s the deal with Michael Barbaro? I’m not familiar with his work at all, but his sister is an acquaintance of mine (and a very cool lady).