Coincidentally, it's Keanu-em Up. Also known as a Bland-em up.

No stop! I cannot conceive of it! It's my most anticipated game currently, nothing is coming close!

Is indeed the golden question. I hope so but can't help feel grim.

*cough* Last Guardian *cough*

Hey baby, how you doin'?

Oooh, lots of responses for you!

My favourite bit was reading something about protected virginity.

What are these? Pictures for ants?

It doesn't quite answer the critical questions though.

Something something free choice, something.

In Britain cutting in line or "jumping the queue" as we call it is punishable by death, and that's death by death, the very worst kind.

I've always thought that gymnasts should get points for recovering from a foul.

Just a guess but anyone except bigots?

Can I proffer that the average age of the gamer who comes online to have an opinion about games is about 12. 12, misogynistic, yet horny.

He certainly is rocking the naked look.

Yet we hope, cheerful :-)

I do indeed :)

A handy guide to calcium.

I beg to differ! I have seen or heard of at least three types of Vita existing, specifically from China :-P

..aaaand, this is what I saw.