Wow... have you ever considered contacting Adam Sandler and pitching that as a movie? He'd do it... he'd do anything.... blurgh.

A fellow Imgurian?

Jumping in, I would say both. I hated touch screen controls for a long time but after using them for the past few weeks (about 12) I have completely adjusted to the idea.

Well, more enjoy the media but if something happens or is said that you disagree with, don't let it get to you. If you enjoy it then that's all the matters.

..and that's the biggest lesson of them all!

Do you take it off any sweet jumps?

Wonderful! Hello iPad standby screen :D

Someone should have given him a, *chortle*, heads up!

I don't believe in fate, ghosts and the paranormal in general but I say ban this woman from the internet. Just to be sure.

I've brought Capri Sun and snacks to this bandwagon.

What is this article? What's going on? Why am I smiling? Damn you Plunkett!

Pardon my French but fucking hell.

I love you and I want to have your violent babies!

Look, I'm sorry but I don't care how badass you are or think you are but holding an expression like that is going to give anyone eye strain.

I've just come to the serene conclusion that the article's title, and indeed any title asking the question "Why Japan..." can be answered simply with "Because Japan".

He probably expected him to lose nothing more than -3hp.

Look on the bright side, at least she didn't say what is Media Infused Gun Filled Child Death...

I'M INVOLVED TOO!

Ok yes wow...!?

Agreed!