Is it wrong that I found this hilarious? It reads like a script in a Kids in the Hall sketch.

Totally.

No green food dye? They missed a trick, there.

I am completely on board with the Howard the Duck idea!

I Lucas doesn't give a toss. Especially when the man is bombarded with hate mail from weird adults who can't get over the fact it was a film and family entertainment and not a way of life.

I am not quite sure what you mean... did we just have sex?

Eh? I got a comment moved to the cornfield for attacking the author?

You spelled "tits" wrong, Brian.

We could dress up like chicks, bad chicks, and through a series of misadventures mainly to do with the fact that we're dudes, get into E3 with THE BEST SEATS.

Highly inflated ebay items in 3.. 2..

That's extra.

Oh no... maybe about 300lbs more and 50 of those on body hair ;-)

I've gone back to WAP... part of me is in pieces now that Android chums are creaming themselves over ICS, however, I have a plan!

Tentacle curse.

BEWBS!

AH! That explains it so I shall stalk you here. Star Wars made you smile when you were a little dude. Now, little dudes are smiling at Star Wars.

I know one guy is called Luffy and that he is a tentacle rapist pirate or something and the other guy has spikey hair and is probably a bit sulky. Girls like sulky guys.

Please stop me from clicking that link and tell me why it might not be safe. Please?

Take it.... ttaaaaaakkkee iiiiitttt!!! Take all of my truth girth!

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