If Jezebel was around in the 1950s rock 'n roll never would have happened. They would have shamed Elvis for playing black people music.

I'd serve Kendall Jenner whatever she wants, any time, any place.

That's great and it's the motherfucking truth. This girl is my hero. Weddings cost like $200 a plate so fuck all the haters. Throwing a wedding is the perfect time to settle old scores.

My god, Evan Rachel Wood is sexy as fuck.

Twink or trap?

Because people treat people like disposable dog shit. And it all starts with money. Everyone up the ladder is trying to save a buck off the people on the rungs below them. So people end up acting like callous dicks. They disassociate themselves from the fact that they are working with human beings that have emotions…

All this shit to make people happier at their dead end office jobs, but still missing the most important issue. Pay people more fucking money.

It really pisses me off that women would no get hired because they are not attractive or because they are too attractive. It's a fucking disgrace.

Maybe the US shouldn't have backed a coup to overthrow the Ukrainian government during the Olympics? Just saying.

Haven't the Israelis basically made it illegal to support Palestine?

I believe it's the 11th Commandment:

Thou shall not speak the truth about the Israeli occupation of the Palestinian territories.

I saw a nerd with a drone in a Brooklyn park over the weekend. I think I might have to open a sling-shot business.

People that wear the same outfit everyday for 20 yrs are really afraid of not being cool.

OMG! It's Melinda Clarke!

I know a woman that interviewed him probably 10 years ago, maybe less. He fondled himself during the interview.

You should put the city and state this happened at the beginning of the article. Or say something like: A Florida man. Or fucking something so I don't have get down to the last paragraph to find out it happened in Florida.

People of earth! Turn off the fucking tv.

Where's the NSFW link? C'mon Jezebel!!!!!

Because the cause of the rapes is conflict, war, and violence. Maybe the US shouldn't stick it's nose in everyone's business... so Africa, Asian, South American and Middle Eastern countries wouldn't be torn apart every few years to improve multinational corporations and arms dealers' bottom line.

You may kill or maim, but no rape. You see how ass backwards that is? You could never take away the US's love of killing for profit and power, but let's give them the moral high ground because they're against rape. So fucking full of shit.