Wait a minute, is that Toyota lifting its leg? No Toyota! Bad Toyota!

OOH OOH OOH I CAN DO THAT TOO!

Zero cars have souls.

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

The AZ-1 isn’t really a supercar.

They called the new plan a “shaky and unsustainable program,” and showed concern that if MoviePass fails, consumers will be left with the impression movie tickets are overpriced.

There’s a lot of guilt that comes my way for “idle parenting”. My kids (4 of them) and I hang out a lot, and we do fun things together. But I have a strict hatred for whole family outings, and it somehow offends others. I sometimes just take 1 or 2 with me to do something, and leave the others at home with Mom - or…

759 million is enough to buy whatever car you want several times over. So pick what you like. Pick several to try out different types. Hell, get a couple just to look at and park in your living room.

Shit happens.

I see you shiver with antici

If you try cutting in line in Canada, anywhere, I will find you, and give you the most withering, silent glare, you have ever seen.

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Everyone on this page should respond with:

Something something always the answer.

A curious statement here, since this Smart Car seems to have protected its driver from dying in a severe crash.

Some very fine people on both sides

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

“Fluid spill”...

Who else hates the wide side stripe?