it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

I’m pretty sure no one cares to hear this bullshit story. I can only pray you get rectal cancer.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

I’ve been rolling around in the greys for months angrily yelling at every article that has covered autism and/or vaccines. I’m tired.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Explain, go on. How and why is this funny?

What’s funny about it?

skim heads

also, skim.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

2 guys filming, none guys spotting. hmmmm.

Justice is served!

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

But that’s only because they line item the majority of it as “gay pirate attire” not “merchandise.” ;)

Harley’s factory?