Particularly the engine, which holds explosions.

Who the fuck drops a load of landscaping blocks into their truck bed from 5 feet above the bed in the real world? This is how you break all the landscaping blocks you just bought and thus have to go buy them again.

Cue the motorcycle riders who let other riders get away with this behavior by defending them at every turn....

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

Literally have the exact opposite opinion of yours. Chris Evans is a hyperactive freak, while LeBlanc at least has decent chemistry with some of the guests, like his rapper friend on the SUV journey. The chemistry is what counts, so if they brought in Jenson Button or someone a bit more restrained and a lot more…

My parents and my wife both enjoyed watching old Top Gear with me. I loved that about the show. My wife has no interest in cars whatsoever, but she’d voluntarily sit down with me and watch. My dad became a real fan of it.

I enjoy it just as any other car show but lets face facts here, it wasn’t the cars that made Top Gear. It’s those damn old senile bastards that did, which is why i only watched the first episode of the new top gear today and i’ll be watching every episode of the Grandest Tour

The show took an unplanned and extended haiatus with next to no publicity to keep it in the forefront. I would say this is to be expected.

All these stars are yours, except Europa. Attempt no crash there.

Luckily it’s entirely an optional experience.

THERE’S ONLY TWO DAMN PEDALS. HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

I get a call at the office from my insurance company one day telling me that they’ve recovered my stolen car. I tell them they must be mistaken because I didn’t report a car stolen - then they begin to verify my information and it just starts crushing me as I realize it’s actually my car that was stolen the night…

When I lived on the west side of the city of Buffalo several years ago (prior to it being reclaimed by hipster folk, when houses were still available for $40k) I went out to go to work one morning and my shitty ass ‘94 Civic CX hatchback (5sp manual, no power steering or A/C from factory) was gone. I asked my…

That drag racer is certainly a gluten for punishment.

If only it was a Scout drag racer. “Unintentional Harvester” would be such a rad drag-car name.

I.... I.... I like it better that way :(

He should drive it to every Corvette club meeting and watch all those diaper rubbing chucklefucks have a heart attack that a Corvette has more than four numbers displayed on the odometer.

I’d just buy a Camry, or accord or literally anything else. The interior sucks. It’s lame to drive. And it’s a waste of an awesome nameplate. Good thing they stopped making it.