Borcnation
Borcnation
Borcnation

Having Burneko review booze is like having Marchman review only popular things: their most basic frame of reference is so fucked out, they don’t have a baseline to compare against

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.  

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love

Imagine hating the Yankees so much you know how many times they have made the playoffs in the past 25 years.

As great a rapper as he is he’s always been an opportunist piece of shit. From the constant unsavory name dropping of Biggie in his early albums to shooting Un Rivera over leaked songs to tricking on Beyonce nobody should ever expect decisions based on morality from him

Here, have a bear

As I said in a previous WYTS, Rooney Mara is a rare example of two wrongs making a right.

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Roughly half of Hong Kongers speak English. It was a British colony until 1997.

Have you heard the phrase “leader of the free world”? The opinion of the U.S. president, whoever he is, matters a great deal in cases like these.

What stops you from doing this now? Whether the driver is human or a computer doesn’t change any of your hypothetical here

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

and climaxes with the big strong men saving her