Uhh, yeah, that’s uhh exactly the point of the article?

Man, Venus Williams is the best.

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is…

“They come here to eat our delicious roast beets and sausage stews that we eat for our single meal a day. They take our jobs shucking iron in the Steel Crop Fields of which we make our careers. When we come home to listen to the daily radio telecast, they are speaking a different language.”

“Today I wrote a piece attempting to explain the view of ordinary people (i.e. people who agree with me)." -Posted from inside a luxury bunker penthouse, eating raw oysters on furniture made of poor people standing very still. 

Meanwhile, Dan Shaughnessy’s left doing the chores:

Kyrie has an issue with things that happen to be round. In all seriousness, the worst thing about this time of the year is that certain reporters who are essentially mouth pieces for management or players are let loose. So Ramona Shelburne is essentially spewing forth whatever Jeannie Buss wants out there, Jackie…

Not surprising - he doesn’t believe in things that are round.

As far as chemistry goes, this is somewhere between Union Carbide Bhopal and a North Korean meth mega-lab.

It’s so bad. They try to play fair, get bullied, and then give up. If the Republicans propose the removal of all democrats from Washington D.C. there will be only a slight protest before they politely back their bags and leave.

Democrats always cave. They have no spine. They should have voted on it anyway and held the Republicans in contempt. 

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

Mama, there goes that bigot

He is right and he is wrong. He is right that Jackson is being blackballed, he is wrong that it is for any reason other than him being an incompetent ego-maniac.

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

“We reached out to three-time Heisman Trophy winner QB #12 but received no response as of publication.”

Dude looks like a human-sized garden gnome televangelist.

That’s what the naysayers said about the Missouri Compromise!

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.