It’s a genuinely sad way to end the Warriors’ time in Oakland. It’s too bad they decided to adopt Silicon Valley’s mantra of “move fast and break things” at just the wrong time.

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

You’re right. And as someone else pointed out in the comments, Steve Kerr and the other two players on the floor were also screaming for a timeout to get the tech, too. But it’s nice to pretend. 

Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

Who would have thought the Warriors dynasty would be ended when they fired the medical staff?

The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:

Look, I hate him too, but the truth is he’s already dead and his purgatorial punishment is forever sitting courtside to watch the team that became a mega dynasty the second they fired him. Is it fair to the rest of us sinners trying to find our way in this crazy world? No. But maybe Mark can serve as a lesson and we…

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The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

These dullards are part of the current American zeitgeist where people seem to think that their dumb, horrible opinions are as good as the actual expertise of specialists. See also: anti-vax jags, anti-trans fuckos, and every single “flat earth” dolt.

Lol, I forgot just how terrible that Bill Simmons take was. “LeBron was talking to other NBA stars, at All-Star weekend no less! Just like desperate middle-aged women at weddings!”  I’m not sure you could more succinctly encapsulate all the things wrong with Bill Simmons than that take. 

I’m curious what happens to him once LeBron retires since he’s built his power and traded primarily on the treat/potential of LeBron’s decisions. Maybe he’ll still have enough high-profile clients that new talent follows suit or maybe they won’t if his “relationships” with teams becomes a deterrent. There’s a…

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

Guys who have been married for longer than 6 months and refer to their old lady as “my bride” give me the creeps.

The lack of random dog acceptance was really hard for me when I moved to the northeast. My dog sometimes gets out of the yard and likes to run around the neighborhood. I’d always get a knock at my door:

Driving through a lot of small towns I think my favorite thing is probably:

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years. We still do the cutesy baby talk thing between us

I’m sorry you’re sad but man i’m so fucking amped to get more botw action!

It’s good he is taking the heat and accepting it, but he was extremely brutal in his takedown: