That Sacramento interview is hysterical. They’re all “How can you say such mean things about our [pedophile] mayor?” and Marchman straight calls him a slimy piece of shit.

He just fucked off to Panama for a week and then came back and basically said, “My bad.”

It’s choppy on certain devices, but generally works quite well. A lot of sports bars are even starting to use it.

Alternate headline : Kyle Lowry boxed a person out the correct way and the idiot tried to jump over his back. 

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Save your fainting couch for now, Lauren, there is a reasonable explanation. Every month the Sussexes are changing their list of “follows.” They are limiting them to organizations or sites that represent charities, etc. that are “close to their hearts,” for that particular month. Every month will bring focus to…

the chemistry was worlds better pre-shaq. And I expected him to be fantastic for the show when it was announced

Today, friends, is the day that duck falls

i don’t care what anyone says.

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

Each team should get a set number of Crime Points that can be assigned to individual players as crimes are committed, and once a player reaches, say, 51 Crime Points then a graduating set of punishments would be assigned by the league based on the player’s total Crime Points over a 3-year period. After 3 years, the…

I know I’d be telling my grandkids about it.

I sat there after the game rewinding this play, at least a dozen times, thinking to myself, “Nah, he slipped. He definitely slipped.”

At least we’re finally getting an answer to “what would it look like if an entire organization was the old lady who complained to the HOA about your lawn?”

There has to be some advanced stats person on Twitter compiling that data as we speak. I will donate $5 to a Kickstarter to publish the report on James Harden’s eventual tombstone.

I hate to break it to you, but if you grew up in a house with 18 rooms, you were pretty rich.