That Sacramento interview is hysterical. They’re all “How can you say such mean things about our [pedophile] mayor?” and Marchman straight calls him a slimy piece of shit.

He just fucked off to Panama for a week and then came back and basically said, “My bad.”

No, it’s the period correct coffee cups for that scene. The cinematographer says so because he shot it.

It’s choppy on certain devices, but generally works quite well. A lot of sports bars are even starting to use it.

Alternate headline : Kyle Lowry boxed a person out the correct way and the idiot tried to jump over his back. 

...well, to an extent, but given that the NBA sacked the Turkish company managing the account, maybe not to this much.

Turn subtitles on. It just says Jon “screams” not that he’s saying “go go go” why would they script dialogue and then have that be the only dialogue not in the closed caption?

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Save your fainting couch for now, Lauren, there is a reasonable explanation. Every month the Sussexes are changing their list of “follows.” They are limiting them to organizations or sites that represent charities, etc. that are “close to their hearts,” for that particular month. Every month will bring focus to…

the chemistry was worlds better pre-shaq. And I expected him to be fantastic for the show when it was announced

Today, friends, is the day that duck falls

i don’t care what anyone says.

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

Each team should get a set number of Crime Points that can be assigned to individual players as crimes are committed, and once a player reaches, say, 51 Crime Points then a graduating set of punishments would be assigned by the league based on the player’s total Crime Points over a 3-year period. After 3 years, the…

I hate to break it to you, but if you grew up in a house with 18 rooms, you were pretty rich.