Once at my cousin’s wedding, after a few beers during the cocktail hour, I made my way over to a bowl of what I thought were Wasabi peanuts. After popping a couple in my mouth, I realized it was a bowl for Olive pits. Awesome. Killed all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol.

Let me begin by saying that I’m very non-adventurous when it comes to food - meat and potatoes and I’m good thank you. Years and years ago my girlfriend (whom I was living with) had me try some dim-sum and I quite liked it. Meat in a bun!

As a kid I was taught it was polite to eat everything your host puts in front of you. On a family trip to Boston when I was nine, I think, we went to a nice restaurant. The kind of place with great service. I drank a glass of water, and somebody was immediately there to refill it. I dutifully drained it. And it was…

Oh - I got this won.

My little sister was five years old when she accompanied my grandmother to one of her art shows. About halfway through, little sis walked up to grandma and says, “Mamaw, this lemonade is gross.” It was what was left of her second glass of champagne.

I had A LOT of what I thought was tomato and mozzarella cheese at a fancy hotel breakfast buffet. Turns out I was just eating tomato and cream cheese.

This is during the weekend where I met my (then) girlfriend’s family for the first time. I was exposed for the yokel that I am.

As a resident of St. Louis, I feel confident saying that Sam probably dodged a bullet.

Heh heh.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

Bad Kinja.

So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

I never understood the idea that calling a professional athlete a money grabber was an insult. Its his job. Are you a money grabbing traitor if you take a new job in the same industry for more money?

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

Psssh. Maybe your brain can't.

I should be paid more

Hail Hydra.

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?