because if there’s one thing to be learned from all this, it’s that you can trust the Keystone Cops.

ESPN is desperately trying to get this host a guest spot on First Take

This Kinja is so good I want to bring it home and introduce it to my parents

Goodell: Good God, was he symptomatic?

You probably weren’t very good at tennis either

J.J. Watt is still busy looking for Nicole Brown Simpson’s killer.

I’m 6’5″ 245 for crying out loud. My body is a cruel family joke (thanks to my Dad) and I am losing my hair.

and your off-the-field product makes you look like the most pompous asshat this side of noted brand defender Darren Rovell , it won’t take long before people turn against you.

ESPN is really trying to get under her skin now, showing a group of prehistoric primates on the front page.

Gruden seems to have misinterpreted Dan Snyder’s request to “swallow his pride” and play RGIII.

Career backup indeed

“Oh, I thought you said BALL guy!”

“Tell me about it”

this guy

Instinct

2:17. The fuck kind of sorcery is that?

and in an offense that’s at its best when it uses LeBron as a blunt instrument and surrounds him with shooter, he’s a crucial spacer.

Took me a second but wow

Roger Goodell’s friends also suggested he run for mayor, but then they realized that nobody said anything because Roger Goodell has no friends

The hits just keep on comin