Way to go on that Brady thing

Not having sex is the safest behavior.

Even the thing built to imitate Roger Goodell thinks Brady’s punishment is too harsh

Does anyone anywhere actually think that deflating the balls, whether it happened or not, is that big of a deal?

2001: A Dinosaur Odyssey (in 2018 But Still With Dinosaurs)

“4 girls in one suite? Well I guess everyone has to start somewhere.”

Byron Scott: “Don’t you think basketball was more fun when every game was 82-79? Three-pointers are stupid!!!!!! What’s an iPad??”

It’s nice to see that Mel Gibson has a hobby.

Ernie Johnson: “Kenny, what’s your take on the Twin Towers?”

Steve Kerr cant spell defense.

That’s gotta hurt. Unless he’s just double-jointed. Then he’s probably fine.

How the hell do you not have Ida Blankenship on here

Now the NBPA has decided to once again undertake an action sure to displease the league’s owners, telling Deadspin that it plans to exercise its option to audit the books of up to five teams later this summer. The union has held this right since at least 1995, but has rarely, if ever, utilized it.

He heard the Pats will need a QB for a few games...

Hanging out with his LA friends