A blowjob? Eh, if I'm going Montreal to Toronto I'd rather just take Air Canada and feel like I'd been properly fucked.

There are several scenarios in which goats can be devastating to human life:

The Last Dragon (1985)

Anything Rob Liefeld drew/wrote for Marvel in 1992.

Agreed. Dogs love you and trust you; you're almost literally their whole world. But they don't understand or like being put in danger and you're a dick to do it for your own amusement. Don't be a dick to somebody who loves and trusts you completely.

I kept thinking it was going to cut to a shot of the trampled remains of the guy who had adopted the puppy and was trying to drive it out of there. How else did the puppy get away? Those horses totally crushed him to death.

If anyone wants to come to a small town outside of Nashville to visit the retired Clydesdales you should. They love to get visitors!

The source of Jenny McCarthy's stupidity and insanity is really irrelevant. What matters is the fact that she is promoting the spread of disease. Maybe we could sue her boyfriend or her employer under the law against maintaining an attractive nuisance.

A cheap rip-off (the whole "indigo" thing) of Dr. Morningflower-Sanctum's work with "Dandelion Children:"

What's the connection between people who believe vaccines cause autism and the indigo child movement? Allow me to demonstrate in an easy to understand venn diagram.

Ugh. Don't remind me of all this dangerous quack. I've recently tried to reason with a close friend on this and miserably failed. Just to be clear, however, all this crap is not so widespread because of alternative faith or whatever, the reason behind all this is hard cash. All the homeotherapy, energy healing and…

Gaea has a chancre?