You are obviously an idiot when it comes to history. Everyone in America at the time of the Korean war said repeatedly in so many words that the war in Korea was necessary to prevent Communism from taking over and spreading. And thinking it was a “practice run” for Vietnam was possible only if you believe that in the…

Even if NK is really serious about de-nuking, which I still doubt, there was NEVER the tiniest chance of Drumpf actually doing anything that might reduce tension between us and them. He desperately needs NK as a threat because he has nothing to sell but fear. His entire campaign consisted of nothing but building straw…

Thompson, you’re a pervert. Use this method of burger construction, and you wind up with all the cheese pressed into the bun, and the meat damn near naked. So when you’re down to your third burger and you want to forget about the carbs and ditch everything but the meat and cheese, you have nothing but a slab of meat…

Texas or California. That’s like having to choose between a dose of the clap or a rusty nail in the foot.

He knows damn good and well this is batshit bullshit. He’s just bloviating to pump up his standing with the illiterate knuckle draggers that are the heart and soul of the current Republicunt party. Abbot has never given a fuck about sense or rationality. He’s never let either stand in the way of whoring himself to the…

She may have dropped the kid accidentally and then jumped out of remorse. Prove otherwise or admit that you are a judgemental worthless piece of shit.

You have absolutely NO evidence whether or not the man was irresponsible in how he kept his guns. For all you know the kid may have torched off a padlock. If you had one ounce of honesty, respect for truth, or simple common manners, you wouldn’t publicly bray about someone else. But you’re obviously an anti-gun…

I swear on my life if I was this dirtbag’s father, I would kill him myself.

The shithead in chief is a pathological liar. He will say literally anything that he thinks will polish his image at the moment. You’re surprised a pile of shit spouted shit?

Congratulations. You live in a place that is paradise compared to some. Aren’t you lucky.

There are only 3 things that can explain how you can think it makes sense to express, in the same paragraph, the fact that we have a surveillance state with militarized police run by a wannabe dictator, and the idea that gun owners are somehow preserving freedom:

Old Buddy Hackett joke: Woman goes to a dentist. He looks in her mouth and says “I got some bad news. You need a root canal job.” She says,”Oh my God, I think I’d rather have a baby.” Dentist says “Make up your mind. I got to adjust the chair.”

You’re right. They don’t care. Lots of the antis- think that a woman who gets an abortion should be put to death, they just don’t have the balls to say it aloud.

In other words, they contracted snowflake disease.

I was scrolling down pretty rapidly and for a second I thought you had written “supported in Wino.”

Unplug a laptop and it continues to run on the battery.

Considering the screw-what-the-users-want crap that they pull with updates, you really think Microsoft left in a genuine way to shut down the system so completely they can’t tap into it? Really? Poor little maroon. So innocent. So trusting...

First-generation wipes don’t ruin your plumbing - they destroy the waste treatment plants downstream. They are tougher than toilet paper and can’t be sliced up easily, so they jam pumps, which then overamp and cause power outages, overheat, and trash their bearings.

First-generation wipes don’t ruin your plumbing - they destroy the waste treatment plants downstream. They are…

It is utterly impossible for me to comprehend how the terms “drama” and “hula hoop” can be used seriously in the same thought. You may as well talk about the humorous side of the Holocaust.

Enriching yourself at others’ expense is the chief and greatest Republican party “virtue.”