I will do you the favor of giving you the benefit of the doubt and will think that you wrote this article in earnest, instead of with intent to satirize. That said...In San Francisco, a city infamous for being overpopulated with freaks, morons, drug abusers, idiots, assholes, thieves, vandals, fruits, and at least…

I’ve never seen this show. Is Judy adopted or genetically engineered? How do they explain a kid like her coming from those painfully whitebread parents?

It’s a mutanthybridbastard that some gearhead glued together one part at a time over years.

Maybe she just wants to get rid of the ones that don’t kiss her ass enough and replace them with sycophants who will give her bigger kickbacks. Only time will tell.

They weren‘t responsible for the lynchings, and they are responsible for raising their kids right. Your idea of the right way to raise children is to force them to look at graphic pictures of atrocities? You’re the one who needs help. Your last sentence proves it. You just want an excuse for exercising your own hate.

What the fuck, Clinton is corporate whore to the bootheels. She also is an elitist, power mad, arrogant, self-serving, lying thief. The only political difference between her and Drumpf is which set of friends would be allowed to loot the country. Our own so-called leaders have made the very concept of democracy…

Choosing between Trump and Clinton is like choosing between a dose of the clap and a rusty nail in the foot. They are both utterly worthless. The only difference between them is who gets fucked. They are both whores who care about nothing but wealth and power. No matter which got elected, anyone in the country who…

Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. We saw it on TV when I was, I think, about 4. The witch scared me so bad I jumped behind the couch and wouldn’t come out until my mother told me she was gone.

Being the cynical type, I think that no real American businessman is going to put principles ahead of profits. I think they ran the numbers, and they are betting that the anti-AR15 crowd is going to keep growing, and by doing this apparently moral thing they can pry those potential customers away from Bass Pro Shops…

C4 is much quicker and more cathartic.

I think they should be forced to leave them, but RIGHT NEXT to them, put up statues of Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, Jr. Fair and balanced, right?

It’s an old photo, too. I was at Monticello in 2008. That big tulip poplar you see at the right had been cut down when I was there, leaving a stump about 5 feet in diameter.

As the philosopher pointed out, you can’t fix stupid. Let them kill themselves. It’s not like we really need to stockpile pinheads.

The TEA party keep saying they want smaller government. Looks like they’re going to get what they pray for.

Yeah, that was the first thing I thought of. With that grip he’s going to shoot the wall light.

No, I agree with you. I think the makers of A Knight’s Tale should have been horsewhipped for the way they screwed around. I love reading REAL history because things have been done that defy belief. Real history is fantastic enough without some modern-day drug abuser thinking everything’s better with acid. Read about…

I’d buy that at black market prices.

What a stupid fucking thing to say. Clinton is not one bit better than Drumpf. She is a corporate whore to the boot heels. She is a vindictive, power mad bitch who would let Goldman Sachs rewrite the Constitution. With her in office the ONLY difference would be which set of ultrarich assholes get richer at public…

Many moons ago a man had to make E6 before he could get married without asking permission from his CO. Now you have lesbian track drivers who are “married” to strippers with 3 artificial-insemination kids.

This is the fault of Congress. They pass laws that put all the defense money into big-ticket items to please their corporate puppet masters. At the same time because they want to be able to lie to the voters about how they are controlling costs, they pass laws that force the services to cut the amounts that are put…