They could make money by selling the milk it produces, but they can can make more money quicker by shooting it, gutting the carcass, and selling its hide and bones. Welcome to what is called modern capitlism but which is actually nothing but a throwback to piracy and looting.

Oh, goody. You want to become a cop for the WORST POSSIBLE REASON. You want to feel powerful. Great - you’re another paranoid I am the law chokehold killer just waiting to happen. We don’t need your real name; just tell us where you live and we can start the pool on when you hit the news for shooting an unarmed black…

I want to poll all the Republinazi politicos and news assholes who did so much pearl clutching over their dear delicate daughters being exposed to people saying the word “pussy” when talking about Drumpf’s bragging about getting away with sexual assault, and ask them how they feel about protecting their daughters by…

I don’t care why he got beat up. I’m just happy to know it happened. Knowing that this took place in Kentucky, I’m betting the real reason was an argument over cousin-fucking.

Don’t overthink it, people. This is Kentucky. Paul probably spoke badly about the other guy’s basketball team, or said he was not in favor of inbreeding.

But there are times they deserve it.

No matter who you are, don’t do business with Papa John’s. The guy who owns that company is a terrorist. Back when Congress was debating Obamacare, he gabbed both on air and in print about how if it passed, the cost of insurance would be so great for him that he would have to fire workers. People proved that he could…

Let them starve and die. You can’t fix stupid, but you can let it go to its logical conclusion.

Age and maturity are not the same thing. There are plenty of 70-year-old asshole spoiled brat children. The proof is in the White House.

The scale on the image is too small. I can’t make out Raptor Jesus.

The scale on the image is too small. I can’t make out Raptor Jesus.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, people, you’re saying you miss being showered with giraffe shit because the hippo shit you’re in now smells worse. IT’S ALL SHIT, guys! What fucking difference does it make what animal is doing it when you have to go to bed with your hair matted with shit every night? DON’T ACCEPT BEING SHIT…

No, it will continue because the megarich who actually own the politicians have discovered what they believe is the perfect tactic. They have perfected Rob Fordism. They ran the dress rehearsal back with Regan, who was a cardboard phony whose job was to keep America distracted with amusing sound bytes. They finally…

Queers want free HIV medicine because they refuse to admit or take responsibility for their own actions or their own lives. You think I’m exaggerating? Consider the fact that all the queers keep screaming about how the government should pour huge amounts into research on how to defeat AIDS, some even going so far as…

Where did you come up with this horseshit? There is NO treatment for HIV. There are no therapies that make the virus any less virulent or communicable. The “treatments” for HIV do nothing but mitigate its effects so the patient lives a bit longer and remains a disease vector who can continue to pass the disease to…

Drumpf has absolutely no empathy, no connection with people, because his wealth has insulated him from real humans all his life. As long as he’s lived, he’s never had anyone in his life who would tell him the truth about what a piece of shit he is. Everyone he’s ever known wants to get money and/or power out of…

Jesus, more Republiarcan fantasies and lies about a glorious past that never existed. I’m as old as Kelly, I saw the same country growing up as he did, and I know fucking good and well that the “sacredness” of women in this country was always a pipe dream at best and usually just flagrant hypocrisy. Is there any…

The rotary TIE engine version stayed in production way too long.

Make that bastard street legal and I’ll buy it at black market prices.

The fix they should adopt is to just stop fighting Bernie and give him the entire fucking party because he was the ONLY Presidential candidate who was actually worthy of the office because he was the only one who isn’t a fully owned corporate whore down to the bootheels.

That’s exactly right. The Republinazis have no plan at all beyond “tear down anything that has the n****r’s name on it.” They are doing exactly what the southern Democrats did during Jim Crow. They are trying desperately to erase any sign that yes, there actually was a time when a black man really did have an…