Ah, the French answer to their Muslim immigrant problems. Leave the drooling inbred pinheads alone and let them know that no, they will not be held accountable for their actions, or they’ll be even more horrible. The fact that too many people thought your way for too many years is WHY we wound up with so many stupid…

Start negotiations by offering what he’s really worth - a broken Pez dispenser and an ounce of rat vomit.

As ignorant and boorish as Drumpf is, he could start a war with China by trying to compliment their food.

I am a professional business writer, and dabble in fiction on the side.

David Bowie died, Aretha Franklin is getting too old and retiring, the RB&BB circus is hanging it up after 146 FRICKING YEARS, and there are people who actually think that rap is actually music instead of the pinhead trash that it really is. For the entertainment world, the 21st century sucks gorilla dicks.

Fuck it; gotta pay the bills, man.

Some names are simply unfortunate in English. When I was in school I went to a debate tournament, and the team from another school included girls with these names: Darlene Dix, Cheryl Horney, and Frances Screwsen. This is no shit.

He’s perfectly competent. He got Flint fucked up just exctly as his corporate puppet masters and his Klan buddies wanted. He did everything just right for the purpose of breaking the unions and of deeply and irrevocably fucking over poor and/or black people.

Jaundice, a condition in which the liver loses functionality and develops cirrhosis, and is most often caused by severe alcoholism, begins to cause visible changes in skin color when the liver has lost roughly 70% of its capability. Just saying.

If I were the mayor of Bowling Green I’d sue that dry, crusty cunt for libel.

Yes, they’re hoping that a filthy rich man who thinks it should be illegal for people to say he’s not perfect, a man who is a cheating, lying swindler, who owes his success to cheating and lying and swindling, who literally has never in his entire life done anything but cheat and lie and swindle, will magically…

What’s this “now” shit? Republican or Democrat, since when did anyone in Washington not rob us? All those whores are members of the same millionaire boys’ club and not a damn one of them thinks of you except as something they can squeeze taxes out of.

He is just as evil as he is arrogant, ignorant,and stupid. He knows damn good and well that he is damaging this country deeply but he doesn’t give a shit as long as he can giggle over having such power and can get richer at public expense. Don’t give that cocksucker even one tiny little bit of leeway. He deserves to…

No, it’s also stupidity. Deep, dark, terrifyingly pervasive willful stupidity.

Are you sure you don’t need therapy?

I read that one about letting your speed go up and down between 10 over and 10 under, and it floored me. There really are chowderheads who believe they get better mileage because they never let their engine RPMs and temperature stabilize? But the realization that some people do believe that hogwash certainly explains…

Yes. Der Drumpfenfuhrer is a semiliterate moron with the IQ of a doorknob, the vocabulary of a high school dropout, the awareness of world events of a barfly with the DTs, and the social grace of a howler monkey. You know now everything you need to know about anything uttered by the cheeto-colored pimple currently…

How is that possible? How can it be that one turd stinks so much people forget that other turds also reek?

Under Der Drumpfenfuhrer, the only Constitutional protection you’re going to get is protection of your right to freedom of religion, as long as your religion is worshipping the egomaniacal sack of pus currently contaminating the Oval Office.

Back in the day you were a moron then, too. Get this through your cement-thick head, jackass - the rest of the world has realized that your beloved Drumpenfuhrer is an incompetent ass who is likely to do more damage to this country with his blatant stupdity than ISIS ever dreamed of, and the fact that you still cling…