Al Capone loved his mother. No, it doesn’t count.

This is all very easy to understand when you realize that Republicans compete to see who can be the biggest liar and hypocrite. It’s their form of macho. They go to Bohemian Grove and play oneupmanship games about how badly they have fucked over the blind pinheads who voted for them.

Right, the poor little snowflakes have it MUCH worse than the people living in 1937 did. Everybody knows that living in a country that has more than 1/3 the population living in poverty is much worse than having a life where the worst problem is not being able to afford both illegal drugs and an apartment. Go back on…

Fuck you and the pissant you rode in on. Boomers built this nation. They actually worked. You and your brainless ilk are pissing it away because you can’t be bothered to do anything that really matters. You’re too busy binge drinking and going to raves and whining about why can’t you get your hair just right. You admir…

What can you expect? This is the generation that was raised by “helicopter parents” and soccer moms who think every minute of every day has to be programmed. They grew up with someone sitting on their shoulders telling them what to do at every turn. They’re accustomed to being told what to do. They want someone giving…

There’s enough that if they worked together they might drown him.

Act like a fucking human being.

I blame Obama. He was elected because there were a lot of people who really, truly wanted change, and they didn’t get it from him. If he had carried through on what people thought were promises to extract us from the mess in the Middle East and close Guantanamo, people would have been more willing to vote for his…

Welcome to the 21st century, grandma.

No. We have never before elected a President who was a horror show in every possible way.

That’s how it is in England, with their votes of confidence. Elected officials in Parliament and the ministries change so often, they are actually pretty much nothing but figureheads. They are incapable of actually getting anything done unless they can enlist the permanent secretaries, who are unelected and are…

This the result of the upper class’ victory in their war against the unions and public schools of America. Through Federal oversight the rich have turned schools into standardized test factories and in doing so, saddled them with such a burden of administrative work that their budgets for buying supplies have been…

Idiocracy is a documentary. This is proof. Dickhead Trump is the darling of pigs and pinheads (aside from being a traitor) and there are more pigs and pinheads at the polls than intelligent human beings.

That’s exactly right. No matter who gets elected, the only people who will benefit are whose who are already rich. No politician actually gives a shit about the regular people. They’re all members of the rich asshole club, and the only thing they care about is other members. No matter who won, if you can’t afford to…

I hope they do. I really, really hope that Trump’s asshole supporters actually do try armed insurrection. I will giggle with glee as I watch the news while we finally have a chance to legally purge this country of a pack of worthless shitbirds who should have been shot ages ago.

Do you live on top of Pike’s Peak? Fuck, man, you could put on motocross armor and roll to work..

New Orleans, Mardi Gras 1977. Blacked out some time that night. Was told I was seen at oh dark thirty getting back on board the troop ship by crawling up the safety net under the gangplank. Woke up next morning in a gun tub on the bow wearing a flak vest, an arctic parka, and vomit. Don’t remember a fucking minute of…

Last I saw, you can’t prosecute someone for what he thinks. There’s no such thing as thoughtcrime. The day they change that law, Christ help us because nobody else will be able. Fuck this asshole nonsense of hounding people to death because their way of thinking isn’t as saintly as ours. You’re no plaster saint…

“...he’s not openly racist, just internally.”

It’s amazing how easy and popular it is to be “patriotic” when it requires nothing but some hate directed at groups you are told to hate by a gasbag with suspicious hair.