That doesn’t change the facts that using “literally” where it is not factually correct is wrong and doing it is a distinctive mark of a stupid fool and anyone who thinks it isn’t wrong is a dickhead.

Are these pictures from England? Why the bleep is the driver’s position on the right side?

When I was working oil fields back in the 80s we actually did a version of this on a crew truck. We couldn’t push-start it because we were offroad and on soft ground, no way in hell were we going to get it going fast enough. There wasn’t a jack, so we put a valve casing under the differential and a couple of guys with…

How does any fanatic justify anything? Right here in this country there are people who believe we should give Prohibition a try. There are people (who are often drunks) who think that smoking marijuana should merit life in prison. There is no rational explanation for these people. Oppose them when possible, but give…

This is perfect. Since he’s admitted that he’s a moron, he can be declared a ward of the court, and then they can stick him in a mental hospital for the rest of his life. And then they can do all kinds of shit with him that wouldn’t be legal if done to a prisoner.

WHAT professional soldiers? How many active duty troops did you see involved in that “occupation”, and what the fuck are you smoking that made you see soldiers that nobody else saw? It’s too strong for you, dumbass.

Give us a precise, exact, verifiable definition of “militia”. We’ll wait until you finally admit you can’t.

What they want is free land, and they will use any bullshit to try to rationalize and justify their bald-faced attempt to monopolize public land which the government holds in trust for ALL Americans. Their crap about how the government tries to control land use is nothing but the pot calling the kettle black;

The fact that use of the word “literally” where the word “figuratively” should be used is now commonly accepted, is a sign that way too many people are stupid fucking fools. You are proof that yes, Idiocracy really is a documentary.

It’s not Texans. It’s “evangelical” Christstains(tm) who live in Texas, and those fuckers will swallow any shit as long as it’s against abortion. They will repeat any lie, spout any bullshit no matter how idiotic, and commit any hypocrisy if they can rationalize that they’re doing it to protect the poor little fetuses…

Now I have this tune running through my head and I want to work out the lyrics for “My Little Bull Dyke” set to the tune of the Beach Boys’ “Little Deuce Coupe”. Damn you.

So fucking what?

I love it when people who don’t know shit talk about going to school. This woman is a PERFECT model for the typical Trump supporter. Willfully ignorant, and a stubborn believer in “good old days” that never existed except in a Happy Days script. Everything she needs to know she got from TV and from having hen parties…

There can never be any such thing as 100% self-reliance because nobody can do *everything* that is necessary to sustain life. Even the people you erroneously thought were totally self-sufficient had to depend on someone else to do something. The examples that a lot of people like to point to, the early pioneers and…

The whore of Babylon visits la-la land. Whooptee fucking doo.

In the 70's I lived near the Gulf coast. A couple of days after a hurricane, I tried to drive an old Chevy pickup with a 3-speed column shift through a low-lying area where the wind was whipping up small waves. I didn’t know at first how deep that water was. I should have keyed on the fact the tops of the fence posts…

What is this drizzly shit about her being released “soon”? She’s been cleared. She should be released RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT! How in hell can anyone think it’s justifiable to keep her in jail one more minute?

Why? Did he major in pubic speaking at Trump University?

Uruchurgh. The only thing more depressing than eating at Waffle House late night is doing laundry in a coin-operated joint in the bottom of a parking garage on Thursday night in the rain. How anyone can work in one of those places without drinking an antifreeze cocktail I’ll never know.

I think it was a reaction on their part to changes in the viewing public. With the public school systems all over the country being destroyed by rich Republicans who want a significantly undereducated work force in order to guarantee an endless supply of cheap labor, they realized they were losing viewers because they…