God bless Megyn Kelly. We should pay her to follow Trump everywhere he goes. Sooner or later she’d run him out of the country and then sanity might have some tiny little chance to return to American politics.

Oklahoma burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp decades ago. A little cliff is nothing. What can you expect of a state that was created so Arkansas could have someone to look down on?

Is that a white Bronco?

Marines have their uses. There are times when you just have to charge across a flat, open beach straight at the muzzle of a machine gun in a concrete bunker, and at such times it is useful to have troops who think that’s a good idea.

I knew it - you’re an ex-sub man. Rattle on as you please. I point out the inescapable fact that there have been two major wars between submarines and surface ships, and the subs have lost both.

Matthau has been dead for 15 years.

Unfortunately, he’s doing it because that’s what works with his average follower.

Separated at birth?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus Christ, he looks like a vampire pushed through a Play-Doh factory.

Yes, I can, o great shill astroturfer. There’s no “fighting back” because for him this is a self-inflicted wound. He could have prevented this entirely by acting like a gentleman but instead he chose to shoot himself in the foot by acting like an overgrown petulant ill-mannered arrogant blowhard spoiled brat piece of…

Nah, get Matthew Inman to do the illustrations. Half his characters already look like a fugu-poisoned Donald Trump already.

#12 - in case of fire, burn, baby, burn.

Big fucking deal. So Trump is the healthiest turd in the septic tank that is the modern Republicunt Party. My dog is as healthy as Trump and would be 83 times as good as President.

Burt Reynolds has nothing to apologize for because what he said was true. The day when someone with AIDS can claim to be a helpless victim of circumstances is OVER. The cause of AIDS has been well known for a long time and today anyone who gets it does so knowing it was because of their bad behavior. Sheen got the…

Have you never heard of this thing called the “Constitution”? You might want to look up the meaning of that word. You might also want to quit being a shithead.

The right to keep and bear arms is in the Constitution. Preventing someone from exercising a Constitutional right without due process of law - without trial and conviction - is unConstitutional. This is something that the anti-gun types keep forgetting. But that is natural for them because they don’t believe in the…

I don’t remember where I was when they were showing the slow speed chase, and no sensible person would. Why in HELL would a sensible man give a flaming rat’s rear end about that dirtbag?

I’ve watched that video several times. It brought back bad Army memories. That was not an arrest attempt, it was a combat assault. That guy was having hot LZ fantasies when he opened the door.

My main objection to the movie is the fact that a HUGE chunk of the film actually has nothing to do with the novel of the same name. All the action sequences were actually taken from a novel titled Armor by John Steakley. Anybody who tries to say this movie says anything about Robert Heinlein or his politics needs to…

No, it was not. Nowhere in the book did Heinlein say one word in praise or advocacy of fascism. Any such thing exists strictly in the minds of jerks who don’t know how to read and who will go to great lengths to bend reality in support of their ideology.