Young, drunk, stupid - these words are very often just different spellings of the same thing.

At least he wrote out most of it. Most military people tend to speak in acronyms.

I have seen many, many cases of fetuses developing into worthless pieces of shit.

You have my respects for your service. But other than that...Aw gee, you poor little thing. You want mommy to pat you on the head and give you a cookie to make you feel better?

Talk about upsetting the restaurant people over the way meat is cooked...I used to date a girl whose eating habits broke us up. She had an insanely deep fear of parasites. She would always specify she wanted any meat well done. Whatever it was, she wouldn’t eat it unless it was so dry she could have used it as a…

My father and older brother were both like that. When they planned to grill they would spend half a day looking for the *perfect* steak. Then they would grill it until it was the consistency of a roof shingle and coat it with A1 sauce half an inch thick. My brother would also add about half a pound of pepper. I swear…

What the flaming FUCK does the laziness of appliance repairmen have to do with freedom? You are a God damn idiot.

Nobody said they HAD to say they’re proud of being an American, dickhead. And if you think it’s so fucking horrible here, get the fuck out.

Your post is a milestone in the history of making a mountain out of a molehill in idiotic fashion. You extrapolate societal stability from the way people ring off. I’ve never read a stupider post and I’ve never before seen such insane hyperbole.

Works in everything. Somewhere out there will be some little old white haired geezer who will wheeze, “That stuff you kids listen to nowadays is crap, it isn’t music. Now Biggie Smalls, that was music!”

I will never understand why people like shrimp cocktail. I’ve tried it in every combination there is, and it always sucks. With vodka, rye, vermouth, with ice and without, with bitters and without, with orange juice, tequila, Cointreau, gin...hell, even with Champagne. Makes no difference how you mix it, the damn…

If you really believe that then you deserve to be slowly tortured to death just like them.

That’s like saying a toothache is a better pain than a rusty nail in the foot.

I wouldn’t call her anything but a self-absorbed narcisstic slut whore pig. Her intelligence consists entirely of having picked a mother who knows how to hire utterly shameless publicity leeches.

Why cry over dead motorcycle racers? Or dead any kind of racers? It’s not like we can’t spare them. And what would they be doing if they weren’t racing? Inventing AIDS cures? Riiiiight. If they want to kill themselves doing something stupid and utterly pointless, more power to them.

So you figure it’s the right thing to do to pick your father according to who is more famous. Little bit of a fame whore, are you?

Name one President since Truman who gave a shit about the “flyover” states.

So we need a proposition requiring us to shoot oranges?

This is the price of humans being human.

Out of what? Rehab, prison, the closet?