I was trying to learn skiing, and I wiped out by falling face first. I didn't have the life jacket straps tight enough. The boat's wake came up from behind me and knocked the life jacket up around my head, so my arms were pinned pointing straight up; from a distance I must have looked like a buoy with fingers. But the…

Didn't actually happen to me but still a hurt because of a fuckup. I found out that if you eat tacos that contain jalapeno peppers, you better wash your hands before you start fooling around with the girlfriend later that night. I apologized for that for the next 6 months.

Idiots.

The really frightening thing is, this probably won't affect his chance of reelection. People usually tend to vote for the candidate they think is somehow most "like them", and obviously he was voted for by knuckle-dragging shaved apes, the type of voters who are impervious to intelligence and are proud of how long and…

So the Russians have decided to adopt the one size fits all design concept which has proven to be such a hideously expensive disaster for our aircraft design program. How truly good.

Nah, desperate would have been offering money. This is just time-effective.

What "racist"? He was saying what he is, not saying "No chinks allowed." Jesus, you can find racism in the color of a bubble gum wrapper, can't you?

OK, bomb out the rail lines. So now you have trains, carrying ICBMs that can be launched in minutes, that are sitting still. This is an improvement for us in what way?

Some great stuff on there. But now that we've had the soup and salad, on to the main course:

That first one looks like deep firied calf cortex with a side of brain stem.

Who cares about her? The bubble tea represents potentially lost dollars - it is OK?

What the fuck is the point of Sony staying in the movie business at all if they're going to collapse like wet toilet paper whenever some hacker takes off on them?

Bush/Cheney was a definite low in American history. In the same administration we had the most demonstrably moronic President of all time and the most demonstrably EVIL sack of slime to ever disgrace public office.

This country is full of inbred knuckle dragging morons who really should be sterilized for the good of humanity. That's why Bush and Cheney got reelected, God help and forgive us.

I wondered how could any kid be so fucking stupid. Then I saw that picture of her obviously inbred trailer trash father. Nuff said.

The real reason there is so much confusion and FUD over nutrition and dieting is because human beings are so diverse, and human metabolisms are so intricate and varied, that somewhere out there is someone who can actually benefit from ANY diet. Paleo diet, Atkins, whatever - some people get some good out of it because…

You are dead wrong. In the medical field, a "toxin" is one very exact specific thing - it is an organic poison produced by biological processes within a living organism. The poison made by a blue ringed octopus is organic and is a toxin - arsenic is a poison but it is a metal and it is NOT a toxin. The idea that many…

For every such story about someone later vindicted, there are 100 stories about kooks who are eventually proven to be just kooks. You gotta bet the track record.

One corgi will have diarrhea, another will have some severe behavior issues, some jackass will release a cat behind the preacher while they're reading the vows, and at least one bridesmaid will be allergic to the varmint and wind up hospitalized with an epinephrine drip in her arm. Wedding of the year, here we come. I…

Brilliant.