Still better than eating at WacDonald's or Crack in the Box.

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Dear Professor Dickweed: If you don't have the willpower to get Lasik or some other eye surgery to solve your vision problems, you won't have the willpower to read doctoral dissertations.

The problem is a lot of people are wrong in the head. The way they misuse and abuse Bible verses is just one of the symptoms. It's always quicker and easier to be hateful.

Actually, they're increasing in number every year. Why do you think George Bush got reelected? The states of Kansas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia, Montana, and Missouri, to name a few, are set up for the purpose of cranking out an endless supply of them. And the entire reason for the home schooling craze is to…

Well, I see Mr. Fisher certainly did a good job with this broadcast. He did exactly what he set out to do and he got you people to do exactly what he wanted you to do. He got you all hot and bothered enough about his words to pay attention to him and his backers and to spread word about what he did. He got you to…

Unfortunately for your point of view, it's both. The Bible is a compilation of things written by humans, and humans are not perfect, so their writings are not all one or all the other. The Bible is full of good, sensible, no-nonsense advice about how people should treat each other. It's also full of racist,…

I've always wondered about foods. There are so many things that are so healthy for us. Cranberries, garlic, fish oil, etc. If there are so many things that improve health, why do so many people get sick and die?

You won't like it. Editors drink too much. For good reason. Plowing the slush pile will make you hate the human race.

Well, the Internet had damn well better hurry up and do something impressive because so far it's been fucking ridiculous. What the fuck is the point of having millions of incompetents posting shit? So far it's been EXACTLY what I said it would be in 1999. Yeah, there are millions of web sites. Lots of them are…

It would be an improvement if they were whoremongers. They're whores. They sell legislative head to any corporation that waves a dollar. Put a corporate nickle in their ears and they drop to their knees and take out their teeth.

It may be a small thing - after all, it's just supposed to be a kind of mood enhancer - but it bugs the crap out of me when I see a headline about a technological matter accompanied by a picture that is supposed to represent technology and is obviously, idiotically WRONG. So this is what the future will bring -…

This looks like what my doctor showed me after my prostate exam.

Remember those "safety" films they used to show in driver's ed class, with all the blood and the gore? Titles like "Red Asphalt" and "Blood on the Highway"...I sometimes wonder if those films got made because the people that did then had some sick fetish.

The fact this woman gets so much publicity is proof that you can polish a turd.