His face seriously looks like Missy Misdemeanor Elliot's blow up trashbag suit from that video in the 90's, only a brown color instead of jet black. That guy is a serious mystery to me as well.

Such as the ever famous "Hello, I am a Alpha Centauri prince and I need to send my family's wealth to the Earth in order to escape great horrible fate. Please, would if you could accept a check and then send back half of my wealth in cash, to me, I would be forever in your debt."

I might be among the mutant catagory myself, I don't really get hangovers either.

"...who gets a face full of "THE SPIDER'S KISS."

Theres a chance you can get a made-to-order DVD through the studio.. I think io9 had an article last year, with a list of studios who do this. Its a bit of a crap shoot, but you could get lucky.

Yeah, I've moved to a few other articles and I can definitely pin point it as my problem with it, and for the same reasons you say (and you say you come here, lol)

I'm kind of both happy and sad about the stars going away.

Well, if I had scrolled through some articles/days I would have seen Annalee's article about it from yesterday, but not knowing I dove into that article and when I hit the comments my head turned like a dog who just doesn't *quite* get whats happening. (Which is something of a common occurrence when I have to step…

rofl

Somehow in his internal game of bingo, he needed Prometheus to make the win.

Yeah thats the one. And yeah, I think we all know it, but he -in a really weird way, that I've never seen before- embraced it.

And lets not forget that someone nearby gets to die in your place (poor chap) and you're probably going to be saddled with a pretty terrible nickname for dying on the ship.

But its a little like being in Soviet Russia: In sea burial, the fish eat you.

Seriously. I just watched a thing he did for Comedy Central on Netflix the other night (in which, eery enough, he kind of predicts his own death), and he spends the first half, maybe even all of, the show just talking about the crowd and shooting out just random, totally-couldn't-be-planned, stuff. And even though I…

Meanwhile, somewhere on planet Earth, Giger is rushing around trying to paint that exact image, saying, "Why have I never thought of this!"

Executive Producer:

Tyler Perry is literally what (mostly) everyone says Kevin Smith is (Which I don't agree with, I like Smith a lot.. And yeah, I'm kind of spurned to even mention him at all because of the 12 pictures of Kevin leering at me from all these Spoilers ads): He's a hack writer, playing to a niche, that makes terrible movies…

See, if the article was "Tyler Perry disappointed with Battlefield Earth, decides to make own Scifi movie" I'd almost —ALMOST— welcome it, as an irrational mirror against Scientology's movie.. But yeah, this, against Prometheus, is a little too out there for me.

And I'm not going to lie, a review like that from a cat named Dolemite is a pretty strong indication of badness.

Well, we had Leprechaun in space, we had Hellraiser in space, Jason in space.. We even had leprechaun in "da' hood".. Its probably about time Alien got misplaced and put somewhere odd (without the predators in tow, now that I think about it), so it mine as well be Medea's house.. Specially since, apparently, thats…