Y’know, I’d love to see Gaiman hosting a Twilight Zone-stye show that was nothing but adaptations of classic SF, horror, and fantasy stories. I could see them doing something like Gene Wolfe’s “Forlesen.” 

Maybe they’ll release an interactive version so the audience can buy loot boxes that fix the fur on the characters.

I can tell you the fictional food I least want to eat: Discworld dwarf bread. It is miraculous at preventing hunger: one look at the dwarf bread and everyone thinks “I’m not hungry enough to eat that!”

Can’t. People this pathetic actually see their ability to continually troll kinja sites as an accomplishment that actually matters. 

When can we IP ban the fake DrEmilioLIzardo? 

my 12 year old looked at me 10 minutes in and said “this...is a Western.”

Pascal’s delivery is so like Eastwood’s Man With No Name that I can’t stop looking at this show as a western.

In both cases, pulling the trigger fires the gun.

So, when scrolling down, you can probably imagine what you’re going to see.

This is pretty much exactly what my wife and I have done for some years. Minor difference is that we each contribute monthly to the joint account (which we call the JBA, for Joint Budget Account), an amount that differs for each of us and has changed over the years as circumstances have. I might add, somewhat…

As a youth I used to deride every trend that came along but as an adult I know realize that

That was my thought too - even through the 90s when I went to school, my shorts weren’t especially short (we all wore umbros) but we all wore big ass t-shirts, which honest as someone who has start wearing a bra at 10, greatly appreciated. And needless to say at the time everyone wore scrunchies (and I still have a…

Picking out barrels is about as far as he could go anyway. They can’t change the mashbill, they are pretty consistent in how much they peat it and what proof they distill it too. Lagavulin doesn’t mess around much with different woods. I think the Distiller’s Edition is the only one that ever sees sherry casks and it…

Or that Taco Bell rolled out a new recipe that proved to be a dog.

It’s just a race to trot out a new product. Hoof it down to your nearest TB today!

...stopped serving seasoned beef this past weekend over concerns about quality standards.

Absolutely nothing can compete with Feedly. It is superior to everything available today.

almost got recast as Oracle

In a lot of ways it’s sort of the last of the 70mm “roadshow”-type adventure movies of the ‘60s and ‘70s, some of which were directed by Wise, like The Sand Pebbles. It’s definitely not in the same tradition as other ‘70s genre movies like Star Wars, CE3K, or Alien.