I also wish he would’ve succeeded in catching that swordfish. That would shut up a lot skeptics in Santiago.

I’m having a rough day so I apologize in advance for sounding shitty, but have you ever used a whipped cream siphon or one of those Reddi-Whip cans? Like, it’s not whipped cream inside there. It’s just regular cream. And nitrous. Now, knowing that..

Have you ever made whipped cream by hand, or with a stand mixer? It’s …

I was more amused when they said “It wasn’t due to editorial mismanagement,” Even though the errors in half the articles make it appear that there are no editors at all..I guess that’s one way to avoid mismanagement.

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

Excellent and reasonably unbiased reporting!

Language evolves, though, and dictionary editors are the one group of people I would want to recognize that.

Sorry I was busy taking a shit, not giving one.

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

I get it, even a small amount of sugar can affect a diabetic.

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

Naw. You don’t drink enough of it for the sugar content to even register.

If I’m going the sweet espresso route, I personally prefer a shot of espresso with sugar packed into the the grounds in the portafilter (the thing with the handle that baristas pack grounds into then affix to the machine.) No stirring required. The Cuban method of immediate stirring with tons of sugar of can be used…

Wait, so my last date who spilled wine on herself AND her dog was throwing up was just ghosting me?  I probably should not have married her.

Does “eating part of the sticker you accidentally left on your apple” count?

Please cease and desist your repeated use of the letter “c” as it is mine and mine alone.

Stoppe þe preſses!

Yep, 20% is my baseline too. Move the decimal place, double it and round up to the nearest dollar.

It is wrong in the rightest possible way.

There is nothing in this article or the linked article that says she had to fight. The linked article says “she made sure that she got paid the same as her Doctor Who predecessor Peter Capaldi” and clearly she did. Maybe she had to negotiate or maybe she just opened with “whatever you paid him, I want the same” and…