This gives me an idea for an x-rated Facebook-style site that's sure to be popular with the ladies.

It can't be patented. If it's a good idea it'll catch on, and patience will be rewarded with lower prices. If not you really didn't want a pair anyway.

What's compelling you to be negative? It would be simple to implement "activate when picked up," something that wouldn't be featured on a phone. And why would you think Apple, of all companies, wouldn't be able to implement multitouch swipe gestures so users wouldn't have to look at the device?

Love the moustache on the girl on the right.

Look at those veins. Jan Brewer was right! Obama DOES have thin skin.

Typical Texan. "Hooray for us! Boo to anybody else!" And deflect any notice about how crappy conditions are in Texas by diverting attention to places where things are even worse, or talking about and exaggerating positive attributes of Texas. After living there for several years, I had it up to my eyeballs with The…

As always, the best advice is to "imagine the photographer is nude."

This defies common sense. You can easily find lighter, cheaper rigs with batteries that will last longer even if you leave the LED(s) on at maximum brightness continuously. If you want to dim the lights for reading maps or whatever, you generally can do that either with a switch and/or by tilting the LED housing.

Channeling Rob Schneider's Richard Laymer: Love me some Windows Seven.

This omits the most important advice of all: if at all possible, accept another job offer before quitting. Only this time, make sure it's a good one as far as your needs are concerned.

All of these alternatives have fairly high amounts of sodium, so watch out. In an environment where work-related pressure is constant, jobs are difficult to find, and people have become desensitized to salt by food marketers aiming to "amp up" the flavor of their products, excess sodium is a time bomb.

My experience corroborates this. Nowhere is "ask and you shall receive" more apt than in this instance. Don't stop after only one asking session. Ask, ask, ask and ask again.

Think I'll buy a bunch and give 'em out to street corner panhandlers. Might help them discipline themselves to divert some of their meager funds away from even less nutritious substances.

Big deal. I've already got an Apple TV.

This article's opening paragraph contains a statement that is questionable or meaningless (are there any hard facts to indicate that the number of coworkers known by the average new employee at Apple is any different than it is at Google, and does it matter anyway?), levels at one company a criticism that is equally…

It's as though journalists just have to give you their opinion, as if an opinion is the rarest of things. In truth, the only difference between them and anyone else is that they have a huge platform—which only makes their self-anointing that much easier to disregard. Unfortunately, it doesn't prevent it from becoming…

Obviously A FIFO, watch-the-due-date mentality is good. But this is also what bag sealers (or at least deflated "zipper" bags) and freezers are for, and the sooner they're used the better. Only those things that won't freeze well—not many, if properly sealed—need go in such a box.

Sean: Do everyone a favor and get an Android phone already. It's what you really want, and will solve your emotional problem.

Integration with iBooks is a great feature. As it is, it's touted as a tool for cramming. To be truly useful it would have the ability that Legend's Fluent app does: automatically spaced variable repetition.

This article was, um...insightful.