i want to fill my nostrils with the scent of a beautiful womans crotch.
i want to fill my nostrils with the scent of a beautiful womans crotch.
Perez Hilton should have gone as Fat Perez Hilton. That would almost be entertaining.
I started reading them at home (alone) last night and didn't have the ladyballs to make it past the first one! Just finished them here at work. In the daylight. Surrounded by coworkers.
I'm pretty sure he's using his middle finger to poke at her, which freaks me out / pisses me off even more.
"Sociopath", huh? Is that gaslighting I smell?
Amen! It's like people complaining that there's a lot of stupid comments on Twitter. Duh. Don't follow the people making stupid comments if you don't want to. Don't follow wedding/baby boards if you don't want to. It's the very specific, well-curated boards that get the most follows anyway.
*gigglesnort*
Sometimes I forget to glance at the author before I start reading a story, but I can always tell it's Lindy by the end of the first paragraphy. She is fantastic.
I would be absolutely terrified for this man to perform oral sex on me. Those chompers are the stuff of nightmares.
Tip from a fat girl who loves walking around at festivals: Apply antiperspirant to your inner thighs. Sounds weird, but does WONDERS for chafing!
Malbec is also a mid-west hipster who collects vinyl, probably 5-7 years older than you. He wants to tell you all about being Buddhist, but never mentions Kerouac by name.