Separated at birth? Uncanny.

Just remember: While the Japanese and the European rewards will be in the form toys, stickers, handbags, and the occasional digital download; the American version of the rewards will always be digital downloads of something you already bought.

Read title; thought it was a post about Star Citizen sent from the future.

Wh.... Why does that work? WHY DO I WANT ONE.

Missionary.

Whenever I feel short, I remember that I’m 2.5” taller than him and he played in the NBA. But then I just feel unaccomplished...

They have to use steam controllers instead of keyboard and mouse.

When my aunt was in her 20’s and a huge stoner she wrote a letter to Smarties telling them that white Smarties taste the best and all Smarties should be white. They sent her a 20 lb. case of white Smarties. She doesn’t really eat Smarties anymore.

I think it’s because you have to conquer fear just to train with them. There’s that awful feeling, the first time you pick one up, and sort of start twirling the end pieces on either side of you, while gripping the center staff. Just as you start thinking “yeah, I sort of get this now,” and speed up a bit, you…

This is a beautiful quote when ripped out of context.

I gotta be honest here, I have absolutely no idea how Deadspin wants me to feel about this.

Hot Jeopardy Takes needs to be a running feature on this site.

“What a shame,” says Mike Krzyzewski as he feasts on the innards of a virgin redhead and applies shoe polish to his hair.

I was a HS kicker for a near state champion team in California.

I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight - not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper.…

god, winter in tidewater was awesome.

Yep. I lived in NC for a good while, and summer can fuck right off. Until you get close to DC or so, winter>>>summer, FULL STOP, and it’s in the conversation against parts of spring and fall.