I have a Volkswagen.




:(

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Alms for the rural slaves to Verizon (like me)

It’s funny you should mention this because if you’ve seen the (excellent) Nick TMNT, Donny gets chastised or at least lesson-learnedified in the first season for trying too hard to rely on his tech versus classic ninjutsu. At one point, the other three turtles are out in the town being stealthy and Donny is just…

But I thought Leo was the one that liked Star Trek Space Heroes!
http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Her…

Fuck. Charter wanted to charge us an extra $20 a month for DVR. Luckily the shows I watch all show up online (legally I thank you) the next day and stream for a few weeks. HBO's website is quite decent.

Watching without sound at work, I honestly kept checking to make sure the video hadn’t froze for the first 20 seconds.

Why did I click this? Why did I read this? Why did I comment on this?

That last paragraph.

Fantasy Life 2 on mobile. I want to cry but I can’t feel feelings anymore.

Oh man I thought Sunday night blues was just me! It used to be Top Gear distracted me from my Sunday night sadness. Alas.

This is valid. Lips get fucked up so easy.

That moment you realize you really only come to Deadspin for The Concourse because, my God, look what you get outside of that.

Hot take!

As someone who uses the latest Adobe suite of products every working day, I couldn't help but ROFL at "high-quality products." But you probably didn't know that all of their things have become a dumpster fire, not just Flash, so I ain't hatin'.

That header image is perfect :P

This needs a million stars.

Now it all makes sense! My ancient PC runs Chrome like it was born to do it but my Mac at work which I used for graphic design runs chrome like garbage. And running chrome makes everything else run like garbage. It doesn't crash. I have adobe software for that. But it runs like ass all the time. I opened a tab the…

Too true. Hahaha!

I have the "joy" of using one of these myself because I have a fat everything. The first morning I used the thing? I woke up at like 7am (on a Saturday) and I felt like an actual GOD. I felt amazing. Literally every morning since then however it has been the same old pre-mask, garbage, fuck-this-shit wake up routine.…