BonerFish
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It’s not fucked up, actually. You get used to it as a black guy. The best thing to do is just stand there and let it peter out. If you’re not a clueless black guy (like Ben Carson), you know how to avoid this better each time it happens. Me personally, I don’t make eye contact with white people unless I know them if I

Shady cop 101.

“I know more than you think I know”
You got me officer, I, a clearly recognizable former professional athlete in town for a charity event, decided this was the perfect moment to start snooping around random people’s yards for....... reasons.

He wasn’t walking in anyone’s yard. He was near his fence. Nothing about his behavior indicates “trailer trash crackhead”.

They absolutely do know. That’s why the two bald guys got so conciliatory and started making “you see how it looks” excuses to preempt the race card. Even while the one who doesn’t know is still trying to trap him a super predator.

The 4:57 mark when Ricky asks, “Do you know how many times I’ve been messed with by cops just for being black?”... and the officer behind him, moves up closer behind Ricky, looks at his buddies, and is seemingly fully prepared to whip something right off his gear belt.

What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.

Seriously. Fuck these guys. Either they don’t know what kind of dicks they sound like, or they do know and they just don’t give a shit.

I love how the bald guy recognized him, but couldn’t warn the one doing the talking before he pulled his shady ass “I know more than you think I know” bullshit.

#TimeLivesMatter

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

This is what’s wrong with our country today. That chair needs a talking to.

- Clint Eastwood

Which? Keep a president accountable? Or mock the gullible who voted for him? In a word? Yes.

Could they please get him a giant chair? I can’t imagine constantly standing up from knees that bent is doing him any favors.

Two great Yelp reviews I saw recently:

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

So you’re saying the CEO of a company is not responsible for employees being treated properly and fairly?

Because when you’re the boss: