Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Good on you for directing your business towards better quality people!

I always find it funny when people criticize others because of their accents, despite the fact that they are speaking proper English, especially since many of these accusers were born in the USA can neither write nor speak proper English. I mean, seriously, the emails I receive from some native English speakers are…

Crean will never be a winner like Coach K. You’re supposed to tolerate douchebaggery from your own players and publicly lecture your opponents. No wonder Indiana is stuck in a garbage conference with the likes of Rutgers.

wouldnt the flavor be based on the hated one? i mean... i just said i’m not a nico fan.

tru - DTM all the cars

You know what also works? Fender flares. Race cars add huge fender flares and look great — even with a garish grill. Bigger flares is the answer more often than miata.

No such thing as a Nico fan. They’re just Hamilton haters who will support anyone who opposes Hamilton.

Not a lot of drivers stood up to Lewis as teammates, beside the terribly underrated Jenson Button and Nico. Odds are that Bottas will be a good no.2.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Neat, but there’s already something that can slay a Hellcat:

There is a simple solution to this problem. Learn the Imperial March from Star Wars (ie Darth Vader’s music) Play it the entire length of the parade route.

Yeah, but it’s the “right” kind of marching, if you catch my drift.

“Quality memes are forever,” she said, polishing off her brefass scotch. “You, sir, deserve Jalopnik Gold for that one.”

Every time I think that meme is just about to die off, it wakes up again. 

Places Alonso would rather be