BonerFish
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BonerFish

It uses your first AND middle name as the lane departure warning.

Yeah I forgot to mention that part.

Conversely, it was more common 30+ years ago that “work” consisted of stoking coal, working in a mill, paving roads, or other physical labor instead of...sitting at a computer for 9 hours a day.

How did everyone survive before fitness apps?

You’ve just made me realize that Toyota’s become the new Oldsmobile.
The Camry is the Cutlass Salon.

Time is a flat circle.

Not content with being the car your mom drives, Toyota has attempted to patent a device that simulates your mom nagging you.

Shame he’s going to leave, Donald Trump will be creating plenty of new veterans in the next four years.

The best way to confront aggression is to face it head on.

The fuck you is more a response to what a towering asshole MJ is as a person, not his playing career. And it was probably unnecessarily inflammatory. Could be LBJ will let his facade slip and show himself to be a small minded and vindictive ball of ego like Jordan, but to this point he hasn’t.

“u really sucks!”

“What the fuck, Kobe. Get off my back. I’m almost as far away from LA as I can get, bro.”

the “fuck you” may be a little harsh, but game by game, each time LeBron lives up to his outrageous standards, I think this is becoming a good take. He’s incredible.

Genius mirror comment. Bravo.

The only thing worse than them using the suites would be if they DIDN’T use them. Nothing bugs me more when I’m at a game and I see a super expensive suite that’s basically empty. Meanwhile, I’m crammed in next to a sweaty fat guy (or a mirror, I’m not sure) in tiny seats, surrounded by idiots yelling the most asinine

Let me guess, you’re under age 30.

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in

LeBron has had this presence since at least his sophomore year of high school. Probably earlier, but that’s the earliest I saw him play. It was a game against Cleveland St. Benedictine at what was then known as the Gund Arena in Cleveland (now “The Q”). LeBron stole a pass on the wing and the only person between

Boxing Day is next month, HamNo. Every year the hype around this holiday starts earlier and earlier.