I don’t think this is particularly controversial but I believe Bumgarner is kind of an asshole.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

I stand by my statement. It’s overrated. I also think horseshoes and bocce are boring. Come at me with some darts or beer pong.

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

They sell seats facing only other seats that are actually facing the field.

Well I laughed loudly at that.

Turn them upside down. Get a red Sharpie pen and draw circle with a slash if time allows.

It’s hard to tell since he’s wearing much more clothing than usual, but yes, it is.

When I come across one I turn those magnetic paw prints upside down. Now that I’m thinking about it I’m going to get a big broad tip red Sharpie pen to draw a circle with a slash over the paw print.

Real question. Is that Anthony Keidas? He’s scaring me.

Paying $250 a ticket to sit in a shit stadium and watch the shit Rams and shit Seahawks shir all over the field while you die of dehydration because you can’t get water, or sit in the comfort of your own home and watch on TV, spending that $250 on Sunday Ticket if you’re out of market.

Is Sound your friend’s nickname, or a pet perhaps?

Word.

Seriously though it would be pretty sweet if in the Madden or 2k games they could reach out and populate the scroll with Deadspin articles.

Damn, this sick burn is some downright mean, downright evil, DOWN-SET-HUT-HUT-HUT-HUT-HUT-HUT-HUT-HUT-HUT!!!!!!!!!!

Will you be able to simulate smokin’ Jay Cutler’s obvious disdain for his wide receivers? Or John Fox’s inability to coach a game?

Why am i watching this intently? With Sound?

I know I am in the minority here, but I’m not a huge fan of Terry Gross. I can’t really put my finger on it - - but she seems, um, just really, um, scatterbrained or um, not really prepared for her um, interviews.

I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

You joke, no?