Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

The team name down the pant leg looks stupid. That is all.

Ah, so the solution here is for a CMU player to use leftover textbook money to buy some pencils from the campus bookstore so that the win can be vacated. There must be some fourth-string punter who’s thinking about quitting football anyway who can sacrifice himself for the integrity of the sport.

It’s called gambling.

There really should be nothing to it. After all, the NCAA takes wins away from programs retroactively when they’re penalized for recruiting and other violations, so in this case, when changing the outcome is so simple, I can’t imagine why they aren’t doing that.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

Because machining implies material removal manufacturing versus additive manufacturing.

Because we’re not pedantic.

Newman is a moon landing denier despite getting an engineering degree in a building named for Neil Armstrong. Whatever he says doesn't matter.

Trump thought that was a Russian flag so he left it in.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

This is the part that worries me, to be honest. Fox’s coverage of Le Mans this year was unforgivably bad.

Surely you jest?

Did you not listen to hours of the most painful amateur psychoanalysis by college football man Chris Fowler and comical hypocrite John McEnroe?

Like, this isn’t a new thing with Monfils: the worst is assumed simply when he’s off his game. Fowler and McEnroe are brutal idiots for the ridiculous…

Looking forward to Deadspin’s post-match takedown of McEnroe and Fowler’s embarrassing, borderline-racist treatment of Monfils early on in the match, Fuck those smug assholes.

Clearly, the guy is successful at what he does, and has become fabulously wealthy over 30 years. So if he can’t even drink a coktail that’s just freshened-up, and can’t abide a normal hotel room for a night, then why can’t he pay the difference between his per diem and what he finds acceptable?