Did you finish reading the joke? You should finish reading the joke, it's funny.

RIP Lil Wayne. I still listen to da drought 3 every once in a while.

How about that cinematic huh? Pretty neato.

You were gonna get a gaming pc just to play Goat Simulator? lol. nice.

Does it mean if it was a Plastation exclusive it would have been totally okay?

Because Miami and Florida fans have LOADS of room to joke about players getting away with crimes...

Come on. Gearbox ported Halo: Combat Evolved to PC without a hitch. That's still one of their best achievements.

Considering that the games will be primarly targeting the PC platform, who knows...

I am glad the Mako is cmoing back and I hope this means more planet exploration like the first game.

Marty Brennaman refers to Bowden as "Ol' Leatherpants" and considers his departure, fired by the Reds on Marty's birthday in 2003, to be one of the greatest gifts he has received.

This fucking guy...

A fucking Sea-Doo! Haha!

Strippers are dirty whores, they want some upstanding, wholesome girls to strip for them.

I checked with Mrs. Erg and she fails to understand the difference between stripper boobs and non-stripper boobs.

It comes with a 30 day trial of Photoshop so you can make your own.

I'll take Jay and Dan on Fox Sports Live than any of the hacks on the mothership.

Take over my brain.

If a tradition puts people in a predicament, there's a good chance it's a stupid tradition.

Can't the same justification for all the children in WoW..be applied to all children in general? Pretty much disease farms that break things and emit ear-piercing noises in public spaces.

So kinda like the first Assassin's Creed game.