For the fucking love of whatever gods have sought fit to curse us all:

Nah mate, that’s the Anime cookies. These are the Manga cookies, so for the real experience, you have to eat a single crumb per week for 70 weeks, and then on the 71st week, you stuff the rest of the cookie in your mouth. It’s stale, tastes exactly like you expected, and is utterly unsatisfying. Then you break off the…

Freedom Loving Nation. Ha Ha Ha.

Does any other country in the world freely allow people to just walk across their borders and start taking advantage of government programs?

I too remember when History channel aired educational and historical content.

In order to uncover the secret, you have to buy 100 Megaladon Shark Cards and uninstall the game.

the Leader Of The Free World herself

Seeing this, activision has now announced that all trees will be removed from Call of Duty and destiny 2. But you can buy back the trees you want.

TripWire Goes Bankrupt, Cites Plummeting Sales From Missing Tree. 

Justice: Environment Destroys VW

Central Phoenix and parts of Scottsdale are pretty cool - the surrounding areas.. meh. Southwest food is good, but the food scene in general in the city is pretty impressive. One of the best big city food scenes going on right now, IMO. Excellent pizza and Italian food, great wine bars and places for beer. …

Yes. Decidedly. Watched initially and then just couldn’t any more. Total trainwreck.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

Oh sweet child.

“This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now with people in general for all of history.”

The banality of evil.

I want my corrupt politicians to be as witty and intelligent as the ones of Netlfix.

Arguments about the language we use to describe particular elements of Western physical culture, are really arguments about the symbolic and ritualistic significance of those items.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”