See, that’s just not fair. You can’t start throwing around Kevin Conroy Batman without expecting to stack the deck in your favor. I mean anytime I read Batman it’s his voice that I hear.

Ugh, don’t remind us of the impending doom that is the automated car. On the bright side maybe I will return to the stage I was at when I was 17 and thought of other cars on the road as similar to cones on an auto-x course. Hmm. Now that brings a thought to mind: a highway full of nothing but empty “auto-uber” cars…

Soon to be the same thing.

In conclusion, Twitter is the worst.

For the honour, let’s hear one last 100 times main theme for Battlefield Heroes! One of the most chatchy themes in history of gaming!

I think it might be Luke Skywalker. That, or Jar Jar.

It won’t be a part of the seasoning pass however.

You could swap the badges on that thing with "KIA" and no one would ever know the difference.

MORE ACIDIC FRUIT CIRCLES ON MY HEAT CONGEALED YEAST GLUTEN, HUMAN.

Yes, Lamborghinis are in the Volkswagen Audi Group.

“Listen to it for a minute.”

What?

no one has ever explained to me the point of capacitive touch buttons. You get all of the safety hazards of touch screens without any of the flexibility benefits. Plus it takes forever to rocker up from 60 degrees to 70 degrees on the AC. In my 97 miata it takes less than a second to go from full AC to full heat and I…

Will you accept We're not Bread, instead?

If tomorrow all my things were gone

I guess his connection was experiencing...

I’m a simple man, with a simple mind and simple needs.

I've never really cared about that. So I'm just gonna use this as an excuse to post this hilarious and offensive gif:

"Low mileage executive demo, grab it for $199/mo at your local Arizona Ford dealer"