“The field Sigma Dodgeball is played on is is actually the roof of capture-the-flag level Ayutthaya."

I have some bad news about beef and chicken then. 

It’s the battery health data from the settings menu on the phone itself, not some low level diagnostic. They’re obfuscating data that was already available to average users. Even when replaced with a genuine Apple battery, they still lock you out. That’s the problem.

Right. Fuck them. 

No one remembers how shitty steam was when it launched.
No one remembers how people were shouting about steam trying to monopolize the market when they opened steam up to non valve games.

EGS has problems, sure, but I feel like I’ve seen this before.

The people I get my rips from.

This, but un-ironically.

Yeah, I saw this thing at the Toyotafest a few months back.

I need more of this.

What's the plural possessive of this car? Cactuses's? 

And none of those house came with a manual transmission either!

What does this thing redline at? 5k? Short shift into 6th at 45 mph and just idle.

I bought my switch exclusively for emulation. It’s a great machine for that.

The VESA adapter costs $200. It’s not even included.

Pixar’s never /really/ gone

[Music] 

If you take it easy, and pick your paths carefully, most passenger cars can get a surprising far way into the backwoods, it doesn’t take much to have fun outdoors.

Yeah, some dude out in a field looking the the opposite way from their objective manages to see a single hair on my arm and blind fires for a headshot. Every time.